There once was a game in the rain
In the land of the foul hurricane;
They played there to crown,
If they all didn't drown,
The champs of the football campaign.
The game went okay, all in all,
Though they couldn't hold onto the ball:
The pigskin was greasy,
And fans were uneasy
At the thought of a long free-for-all.
But Chicago stopped coughing it up,
So then Rex Grossman stepped up
And floated a pair
Allowing the Colts to clean up.
But credit where credit is due:
Cuz ol' Peyton Manning and crew
On both sides of the ball,
Silencing the critic hitherto.
—Anon A. Mouse