Bumping along on Route 86—
A stretch of road we need to fix…
But is there money in the budget for it?
Or is our plan to just ignore it?
"I-86 will bring business to us,
By routing droves of traffic through us."
Sure, I-86 would make us a "corridor"—
Except that gettin' here is gettin' horrider.
—Anon A. Mouse