You’ll never see me standing by the side of the road dejectedly,
Cuz my venerable auto never breaks down unexpectedly.
No, the (t)rusty thing won’t catch me by surprise by “taking ill”…
It can’t, because I’m constantly EXPECTING that it will.
That seems to be the ministry for which it was anointed:
Seeing to it that, in that regard, I’m never disappointed.