Don't you think it's funny
How it costs a lot of money
Just to get some kind of thrill
Going sliding down a hill?
And won't you sit and pout
And feel horribly left out
When it's someone else goes flying
And ends up maimed and crying?
And can't you feel an aching
With each breath that you are taking
If it's someone else that chooses
To receive those bumps and bruises?
And won't you feel sad
'Bout the fun you haven't had
Riding fast through your environs
'Neath an ambulance's sirens?
—Anon A. Mouse