The Politician's Confession


Before I Begin to Speak I Would Like to Say Something

About the allegations that have come to light this day,
I will only say that I have nothing to say.
And of the gathering storm and nothing to calm it,
My only comment is that I have no comment.
And concerning the imminent circling of sharks,
Remarkably, I have no remarks.
And finally, as it's apparent that I will not escape impeach-less,
I will begin and end my speech by stating that I'm speechless.

                                                        —O. Nonymous

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