I Didn't Let Black Friday Ruin My Day
Did you join with all the crazies
Who got out of bed at 4:00
Just to wait outside the door
Of their (latest) favorite store
For those bargains, cheap, galore
The morning of the day after Thanksgiving?
Me, I joined the other lazies
Who stayed right at home in bed
With the covers o’er their head
Not bein’ trampled – left for dead –
And so thankful that, instead,
I can count myself as still among the living.