P.E.P.

or,

She’s Not Elvis, But…

She’s got…
                Magnetic personality,
                Athletic physicality,
                Musical ability,
                Bodily agility,
                Prodigious perspicacity,
                Inexhaustible vivacity—
                Intense yet easygoing,
                With talent overflowing:
She’s a…
                Good-lookin’,
                Fun-lovin’,
                Mischief-inciter—
Yup……
                She’s a Snyder.

                                 —O. Snydermous