This patriotic patriarch would sure have been excited
If Father’s Day and Flag Day had exactly coincided.
However, such concurrence is impossible, I fear:
One day apart’s the closest they can get—did that last year.
But regardless, we should answer for their relevance, if asked.
Well, one’s a Day to honor ancient relics of the past,
Which few recall the meaning of, or even whence they came.
And the other? Well…that other Day is just about the same!