Company's Comin'

You say you got a problem with your shoulder?
I say the problem is you’re gettin’ older.

I saw you out there, hossin’ all that wood’n’such;
Ya oughtta better realize you shouldn’such.

Those kinda jobs’re handled mighty handily
Only by a man who’s mighty manily.

So I s’pose you’re gonna set there now an’ whinealot.
Well……shove over, cuz I’m feelin’ pain in minealot. 

                                                                  —Anon A. Miz