The Camel

Camels are grumps.
They’re llamas with lumps:
One or two bumps
’Tween their necks and their rumps.

Even a frump
Bedraggled and plump
Will jump right off the hump
At the least little bump.

Cuz a camel that’s lump-free
Might be called Humphrey,
But no matter how bump-free
No camel is comfrey.

                        —Anon cAmel Mouse