Wordsworthless

or,

Let Me E-lucubrate That For You

Methinks today’s bookwright
Wouldn’t use “bookwright”,
And nowise is “Englishable”
Yet Englishable.

We’re told that we oughtn’
Use the word “boughten”
(And definitely not
Alot).

Mayhap should you lucubrate
And use the word “lucubrate”,
Prithee add spice:
Use it thrice.

                  —O. Noneofthese