You Don't Know the Heifer of It

or,

Do Two Heifers Make a Holstein?

If a heifer had an affidavit state it ain’t a calf,
At that half-true affidavit I would truly hafta laugh:
It can utter utter bull, like she’s the boss of milk and butter,
But unflatteringly can’t inflate her uninflated udder.

                                             —Udder Nonysense