Baffled? Just a Titch

I wonder why titch
Is not in the dict…ionary.
Then it’s not unabridged –
Not even a smidge…so be wary.

And I’m more than amazed –
Simply shocked – to see “tased”…isn’t either.
So I’m left with no choice
But to stand up and voice…my displeither.

                                —Anon Abridged Mouse