Birthday Advice from Little Brother:

Unsolicited, Unwanted, and Undoubtedly Unappreciated But Unfortunately Unsquelchable

This year you may start to worry and fidget
Cuz next year you’re changing your precious tens digit
To one that will prove that you’re not a young pup;
So…for three hundred sixty-five days, LIVE IT UP!!

                                            —Adumb Little Mouse