No Odditea At Our House

         It’s an oddity
         To be outta tea
                                      At our house.

         We’ve a lotta tea—
         Brewed, not bottled, tea—
                                      At our house.

         If it’s gotta be
         That we’re outta tea,
It’d be nothing at which to be sneezed
Any guests of ours wouldn’t be pleased—
Wanting tea, then to only be teased…
                                      At our house.

         But we’ve a lotta tea—
         Brewed, not bottled, tea—
                                      At our house.

         One commodity
         We’ve a lot, is tea
                                      At our house.

So we’ll hurry and put on a pot o’ tea;
Come on over and we’ll have a spot o’ tea—
Or a lot, cuz we sure have a lotta tea—
         Yes, it’s an oddity
         To be outta tea
                                      At our house.

                         —Anoddi T. Mouse