If you shuffle off to Buffalo, be sure to bring a shovel
               Cuz they’re measuring the snow there by the feet.
Beneath the snow is buried every mansion, every hovel;
               Let’s be thankful for our flurries and our sleet.

The Bills and Jets were set to play at in Orchard Park on Sunday
               But instead thought best to trot off to Detroit;
So the fans stuck back in Buffalo will have a much more funday
               Than to have to watch the Bills be maladroit.

But now the air is warming and the snow will start to melt
               And will make it all a soggy, whitish glop;
Undoubtedly, they’ll pine for when the snow began to pelt—
               So if you go...be sure to bring a mop.

                                                            —Snownon A. Mouse