If you shuffle off to Buffalo, be sure to bring a shovel
Cuz they’re measuring the snow there by the feet.
Beneath the snow is buried every mansion, every hovel;
Let’s be thankful for our flurries and our sleet.
The Bills and Jets were set to play at in Orchard Park on Sunday
But instead thought best to trot off to Detroit;
So the fans stuck back in Buffalo will have a much more funday
Than to have to watch the Bills be maladroit.
But now the air is warming and the snow will start to melt
And will make it all a soggy, whitish glop;
Undoubtedly, they’ll pine for when the snow began to pelt—
So if you go...be sure to bring a mop.
—Snownon A. Mouse