Rosetta found a comet,
And Philae landed on it
But forgot to check the angle of the sun;
So instead of many sorts
Of mineral reports
Its dead batteries permitted only one.
So since Philae can’t just zoom off
Its comet-host Churyumov,
They’re hoping that it soon will catch a ray
And charge the batteries it relies upon
To report back what it spies upon—
And perhaps the answer to the universe relay?
—Too Shady, Guys