Trust the Mad Doctor...He's Only Holding a Chain Saw Because He's a Tree Surgeon

That Aaron McGraw
Is quick on the draw
With an ax or a saw or a winch;
There isn’t a tree
So scary that he
Doesn’t think it will be just a cinch.

He climbs such a height,
Slip and fall, he just might.
But he ties a rope tight to the trunk,
And when he shouts “Timber!”
Don’t stand there and whimper –
Cuz if you ain’t enough limber, you’re sunk.

                              —Aaron A. McMouse