It May Be the Year of the Horse, But Apparently Colts Don’t Qualify (And Other Tales of NFL-Playoff Woe)
The ’Hawks made the next round with ease –
’Twas as simple as shootin’ the Brees.
Then the Colts’ playoff ride ran amok,
When the Patriots caught Andrew’s Luck.
The Niners are rootin’ and tootin’,
Cuz their D beat the Panth off Cam Newton.
But the Chargers are done, and here’s why:
Rivers in Denver ran dry.
Well, there may still be four in the chase,
But there’s only one horse in the race.
—Anon Neigh Mouse