Neigh, or Nay?


It May Be the Year of the Horse, But Apparently Colts Don’t Qualify (And Other Tales of NFL-Playoff Woe)

The ’Hawks made the next round with ease –
’Twas as simple as shootin’ the Brees.

Then the Colts’ playoff ride ran amok,
When the Patriots caught Andrew’s Luck.

The Niners are rootin’ and tootin’,
Cuz their D beat the Panth off Cam Newton.

But the Chargers are done, and here’s why:
Rivers in Denver ran dry.

Well, there may still be four in the chase,
But there’s only one horse in the race.

                          —Anon Neigh Mouse